Jay Leno VS David Letterman: Weiner Roast

"Congressman Anthony Weiner has just checked himself into a treatment center for people battling chronic sexual dysfunction. Checked in? He's already there, it's called Congress." –Jay Leno

"Congressman Anthony Weiner has announced that he's not resigning in the wake of the scandal. One thing we know about Weiner is that he knows how to stand firm." –Jay Leno"According to the Wall Street Journal, economic experts now fear there may be a second recession. A second recession? When did the first one end?" –Jay Leno

"The economy is so bad that bedbugs are now infesting sleeping bags and tents, because they can't afford to stay in hotels anymore." –Jay Leno

"Former New Mexico Gov. Gary Johnson lashed out at CNN as being elitist for not allowing him to participate in the Republican debate. He said CNN was robbing him of the opportunity to reach literally dozens of viewers." –Jay Leno

"It's so sunny today that Anthony Weiner saw his shadow. That means six more weeks of Weiner jokes." –David Letterman

"The latest batch of Weiner photos were taken at the congressional gym. Wait a minute, those guys have a gym?" –David Letterman

"I say don’t judge Anthony Weiner until you’ve walked a mile with his pants down around your ankles." –David Letterman